So I’m in Paris right now.
It is dope for many reasons. The Eiffel Tower is dope. The food is dope. The wine is off the chain.
But one thing that is not dope: The French keyboard on which I am currently typing.
You have no idea how difficult it is for me to type all of these sentences correctly. The A and Q and M buttons are in all sorts of different places. I have to use the Shift key to get a period. And dont even get me started on the difficulties of finding the apostrophe key, because I still havent found it.
To give you a feel for how difficult this is, allow me to retype this sentence using my natural typing fingers…
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SEE WHAT IM DEQLING ZITH HERE?
Right now, French WordPress is certain that I cant spell to save my life. But I go through the struggle for you, nameless reader. I will hunt and peck my way through this keyboard and find us some picks.
Just forgive me this one time for any mispellings, and all of the apostrophes I cant figure out how to do.
Heres the table, minus RUSSELL HUSTLE BUSTLE WILSON getting the cover on Thursday night. Home team gets the asterisk…
I dont know how to do this in French. Sorry squad. For this week, Im asking you to just imagine that the table is here. Or click the link. I just dont hqve the qbilty to type right noz; let qlone grqb q picture qnd uploqd it.
Oh God, I cant bet RUSSELL this week? And Im on a keyboard I dont understand? Sounds like its time for a gimmick to get this article done quick. Which means…
RANDOM GIRL PICKS!!!
I asked my friend Hayley to choose five numbers between 3 and 30. I will follow those picks through good and bad, with minimal commentary, for the sake of my sanity.
Hayleys Numbers: 22, 23, 6, 15, 29
These translate to…
22) Titans* +4 over 49ers
23) Packers* -10 over Browns
6) Jaguars* +7.5 over Chargers
15) Eagles* -3 over Cowboys
29) Giants* -3.5 over Vikings
HOW DID SHE END UP PICKING ALL HOME TEAMS?
SHE PICKED AGAINST PHILIP RIVERS?
SHE PICKED TWO HOME DOGS?
SHE PICKED THE EAGLES?
ALL THROUGH RANDOM CHANCE?
This is great. Im in on these picks. Now go watch football, I gotta explore this crazy city that is completely devoid of QWERTY keyboards.
Last Week: 2-3