You might have had a recording from two years ago of you cussing leak on the Internet, Bo Pelini, but that tape is not nearly as offensive as the slate of games scheduled on Saturday. I mean, come on. Georgia – North Texas? Idaho State – Washington? Hell, College Gameday kicks off from North Dakota State! Yeah, we’re in for a rough one. Don’t believe me? Let’s run down the highlighted games for each time slot:
Florida A&M at No. 4 Ohio State
3:30 (THE EXCEPTION…MAYBE)
Tennessee at No. 19 Florida
No. 23 Arizona State at No. 5 Stanford
No. 15 Michigan at Connecticut
If you have a project that a Home Depot commercial has convinced you that you have to get done, go ahead and do it. Start moving, America! Because this week fucking sucks.